…Chop Off Your Head !

Have you ever dreamed about getting quick results ?
You know where you don’t have to do too much and then whammy – a miracle occurs.

An email I received today gave me such a grandiose statement.

It read:

“How to lose 3 dress sizes in 7 days”

Now the first thing I thought was, “How did they know I wear dresses…” Just kidding !  Not that there is anything wrong with dresses. It is just not me.

The problem I immediately identified was…

The email was directed at me, a male, and it also presumed I should lose weight.  (Which is probably true… but in 7 days ???)

The email was irrelevant, not meaningful to me, and was unbelievable.

The email subject line reminded me of the schoolyard prank I remember from 40 years ago.

“Hey mate…” we used to shout across the quadrangle to the overly plump kid. OK…fat kid.

“Do you want to know how to lose 20 pounds of ugly fat?” we screamed.

Without even waiting for their answer we would yell…

“Chop off your head !”

And then go scurrying away, laughing how tough we were.

I am not saying it was the right thing to do but when you are 9 years old social lessons were still to be learned.

The point is you could not lose 20 pounds quickly 40 years ago and you cannot lose 20 pounds quickly today either.

This makes the whole point of this email I received USELESS !”

Email marketing is not about stating a grandiose statement and expecting people to jump on board.

Email marketing is about getting your customers and clients into a strong relationship with you so when they are ready to buy they will
choose you.

Pretty simple really but…

It does take special skills to master what works and what doesn’t.

For the past 6 years I have built a solid reputation for achieving email marketing success for businesses.

I have learned what gets results quicker than others and I can get you there without you having to chop off your head.

So if you are ready to make a change and a difference in your advertising results and make more sales then why not register for
your Email Marketing Breakthrough Session today.

Invest a couple of hours on the phone talking about How To Get Emails Working For You immediately.

I guarantee your Email Marketing Breakthrough Session will fast-track you through the perils of email marketing and right to the riches like
client Victor Little achieved.

“Kurt Johansen’s email marketing system bought me in $39,000 of sales I didn’t have just by sending a couple of emails over a couple of days.  I create the basic idea and Kurt with his magic, crafts an email that will get through and be read, and boom… the sales came in”Victor Little

Deps P/L

Packenham Victoria


I can’t promise you will achieve the same results as Victor but I can promise I will give you all my secrets and tips I have learned to help you get there quicker than any other program on the offering.

Grab your Email Marketing Breakthrough Session today at a very affordable fee and have me working with you one-on-one to get the results you deserve.

Email me now.



Believe In Yourself

About Kurt

I'm passionate about helping people in small to medium businesses get BIG results from email marketing. Email Marketing is about 1. Your List 2. Your Relationship With Your List and 3. Your Offer. When you get the three in unison, watch your profits soar. If you're not sure what I mean. Contact me. I can and will help. Believe In Yourself - Kurt

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